Here are extracts from Screw It, I’ll Take The Elevator
Enjoy and feel free to share them!

Thank you Steve Norman from Spandau Ballet

The day my car started smoking

A party I’ll never forget

Cheese, handbags and swinging parties

When Amanda offered me a piggyback ride

The time I had to provide a urine sample (I’m not taking the pee!)

Thank you Maitreya (a good source of hilarity)